Part I: Because urocyon is a bad person...

I mean, who else would find this link that translates The Theme From Shaft into Middle English...

Bad, Bad, Bad. But very giggly.

-DH

Part II: I love it when someone else makes my words....

... it saves so much time in the long run. :)

This guy should be President. I'd vote for that monkey. :)

-DH