Part I: Something Awful...well... is....

Something Awful had an article earlier in the week of ways the $250 billion could have been 'better spent' than on the War in Iraq.

Please note that Something Awful is a humor site... Just in case you don't already know.

Anyway, today, they had Reader's Suggestions of what they would do with the money. Now, I'm going to post my favorite suggestion with a link to that article. I have to post it because... well... it reminds me of something a large portion of the women in my life would say.....

WARNING: Clicking on ANY Something Awful link will almost always bring you to bad mental images and course language. You have been warned.

David Bowie is worth an estimated $800 million dollars. Even with his artistic dignity and superior intelligence, I suppose I could get him to give me a lap-dance for an hour for his net worth. Supposing it takes the first billion to get him to agree to it and then 800 million after that for each hour, I could enjoy twelve days of solid, non-stop lap dance from David Bowie with enough left over to convince Iggy Pop to finger me outside of Blockbuster Video.

That's an impressive figure.

- Britta Ruth

-DH

Part II: Meme from lotsa folks...

First, Go to Wikipedia, type in the month and day of your birth in the search line (no year), and list Events, Births, and Deaths from that day. Don't have to list them all - just ones that strike your fancy....

( Here we go.... )

-DH

Part III: More Icon Love

Well, over at spunkywulf's journal, she had a link to a a cute little Honda Element commercial.

So, I had to make the friggin' icon.

I was forced to. Damn voices in my head.

-DH