Part I: My secret plan is working perfectly...

No, shit... there I was (This actually happened about 12 minutes ago.)

[I'm watching the front desk and phone during an Admin group meeting. I do this once a month or so.]

CEO:Hey, DH. Are you being punished or something?

[Boss walks into room]

ME: Yeah. I've been a very bad boy. Spank me?

CEO:Uhh! Bad mental image!

ME: You're welcome.

[CEO leaves the room]

BOSS:Man, you know how to clear a room.

-DH