Part I: Interlude with DOLF

DOLF: They even had a couple of Blackhawk Helicopters in the air around Sturgis.

ME: Well, they were there for your protection.

DOLF: I can carry my own condoms.

ME: I don't think condoms would be nearly as effective as a Blackhawk.

From here... my thoughts went really bad places, including the invisioning of a military-trained IUD Extraction Team....

-DH