Part 1: Sinful, sinful quotes

First one from someone else. I stole it from Lars DeSousa, who retweeted it from Mike Drucker. So don't say I don't give credit when I'm able, yo.

"You can't find happiness at the bottom of a bottle. Because it's empty - get another bottle."

And one from me from yesterday:

"My job is a lot like a roadie, except I don't get the pity sex from the groupies who didn't make the cut with the band."

-DH