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Folks,
I am in the process of ‘decommissioning’ a load of chairs in the garage.
All of these chairs have something wrong with them and some of them are in really bad shape. However, if you’re looking for a ‘disposable’ chair for a workshop or garage, please help yourself to what is back there.
Heck, if you wanted to rip the seat off and mount a plywood deck to use as a little rolling table, you could do that. Let your mind go wild.
But, as always in our hyper-litigious culture, there are caveats – Most notably ‘Caveat Emptor.’
These chairs are well beyond warranty. The youngest of these chairs is about 8 years old. Some are 17+ years old. This is beyond ‘Use at your own risk’ disclaimer. This is about two miles into “Remember that carnival ride your parents wouldn’t let you on? The one where the operator had one arm and a cigar? Yeah, it’s about like that.” territory.
Also, be aware that I’m throwing these chairs away at a rate of 2-3 a day. So if you want any of them, get them off the property quickly. If needs be, I will ignore any signage that says ‘Hold for me’ if that is part of the last set of chairs I need to throw away. The garage must be purged, and I’m the roughage.
Any questions? I’m here to serve – Just like {The Evil Executive Assistant to the CEO}.
-DH
I am in the process of ‘decommissioning’ a load of chairs in the garage.
All of these chairs have something wrong with them and some of them are in really bad shape. However, if you’re looking for a ‘disposable’ chair for a workshop or garage, please help yourself to what is back there.
Heck, if you wanted to rip the seat off and mount a plywood deck to use as a little rolling table, you could do that. Let your mind go wild.
But, as always in our hyper-litigious culture, there are caveats – Most notably ‘Caveat Emptor.’
These chairs are well beyond warranty. The youngest of these chairs is about 8 years old. Some are 17+ years old. This is beyond ‘Use at your own risk’ disclaimer. This is about two miles into “Remember that carnival ride your parents wouldn’t let you on? The one where the operator had one arm and a cigar? Yeah, it’s about like that.” territory.
Also, be aware that I’m throwing these chairs away at a rate of 2-3 a day. So if you want any of them, get them off the property quickly. If needs be, I will ignore any signage that says ‘Hold for me’ if that is part of the last set of chairs I need to throw away. The garage must be purged, and I’m the roughage.
Any questions? I’m here to serve – Just like {The Evil Executive Assistant to the CEO}.
-DH
