Another reason why I shouldn't be allowed in public....

After getting out of Trivia tonight (and hitting the nine degree air), I was suddenly filled with the need to get my bladder unfilled.

There was a McDonald's on the way home fairly close, so we stopped there.

After Nature's Call was answered, Roomie and I went to the front counter and ordered something (I hate using a restroom in a c-store/restaurant without buying anything - It's a guilt thing).

While waiting for my order, Roomie was looking at the menu. "Hey, they have fappés."

"Er. Don't you mean frappés?"

"I know what I said."

I looked at Roomie with the stink-eye. He just said, "Mmmmm, creamy."

Thus began a slew of badness from both of us:

"That explains all the hissing noises the machine is making."
"We need an expresso fappé! Give the porno to José, stat!"
"No, I don't WANT you to draw a leaf in it, thanks!"

We left the MickeyD's quickly, leaving behind only confusion and puzzlement. Hail Eris.

-DH