Part I: Why do I have to keep teaching them the same things....

Once again, a co-worker takes one of Facilities carts and says, "I'll treat it like it's my own."

Once again, I have to correct them. "No. You'll treat it like it belongs to someone with an aggressively un-Christian attitude about forgivness, access to every facet of your workspace, and a basic working knowledge of improvised explosives."

I just want things to be crystal clear...

-DH