duckhunter: (Haggis)
duckhunter ([personal profile] duckhunter) wrote2005-01-31 11:49 am

Part II: WTF?!??!

I just got some Viagra Spam... As I dumped it into the Junk Mail folder, I just happened to notice the very first word of the e-mail before it got to the picture..

tonnage

Oh. My. God. So, if I take this product, I'll have to have sex at a deep-water port, as only the cranes and equipment there can handle my drug-enhanced girth?!?!

Holy shit.

That's sure got the 'If you have an erection that lasts four or more hours, seek medical attention immediately' warning beat all to hell....

-DH